In the morning, I glow, the sun’s rays shining on my porcelain body. It’s a wonderful morning, but my homeowners rarely visit me. In fact, I’m almost exclusively reserved for their guests. The only time I get to see them is during deep clean sessions. 
My buddies and I sit in solitude day after day. We do get a nice view from out the kitchen window though. The only time we were used daily was when our homeowner’s brother came to stay for a month. 
Poor bidet cries, “Don’t they know I’m made for more than my pressure function to wash the floor tiles? With my adjustable water pressure, I can ensure their butt cracks are cleaned comfortably.” 
Why don’t our homeowners love us more? Look how radiant we are, so spotless and clean! Don’t they want to take a dump with us? With plenty of room, we make a cosy space, perfect for relieving yourself in peace and with airflow. 
I guess all we have is our dear friend, the kitchen/service yard window, and hopefully, when we glow prettily enough with the light our friend lets in, our homeowners will come and pay us a visit.
18 July
